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Damn it, Jim! I'm a diver, not a fashion consultant! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Dave Kondziolka   
Monday, 04 January 2010 20:50

 

Wear This To Boldly Go Down Below!

 

 Set phazer to STUNNING!

 

When you think about the original series of Star Trek, scuba diving probably isn't one of the first things that spring to mind, but that hasn't stopped some folks from selling Star Trek wetsuits. We all know that Trekkies will purchase just about anything to do with Star Trek, but wet suits, however, are a bit of a stretch!!

Not that that has stopped Roddenberry.com, which gives the whole thing a sort of semi-official seal of approval, from offering a range of custom wetsuits based on the original series, letting you boldly go under the sea, should that be your thing. Click on the image above to be transported to the website! Did you like that? See - I got to use the word "transported"!

For around $435, you can get a 3 mm wetsuit made to measure in 'Command Gold' or 'Science Blue', letting you play out all your Kirk and/or Spock fantasies; provided of course that those fantasies include tightly fighting rubber suits and lots of water. 

An 'Engineering Red' suit is also available, but that seems like tempting fate. You may as well just change your name to shark bait, at least for bull sharks! Ha, Ha.

You can also purchase a 5 mm suit for $460 or a 7 mm suit for $470. (Hmmm...I know what you're thinking now...That could be you wearing this during the August long weekend in Tobermory! Chicks go for this sort of thing - guaranteed!) I can hear it now..."Sir! It appears we're surrounded by some kind of female repulsion field!"

Now...for the Brian-Pallocky-type-trekkie secretly found deep within all of us that only therapy can extract with a hard pull, you can even buy your very own Tribble (oh yes..."The Trouble with Tribbles!")

 

Yes, for $14.95, even YOU can afford your own Tribble!
Click on the Tribble to learn more!
Click on $14.95 to learn less!

 
 

 

 

Last Updated on Tuesday, 05 January 2010 09:42
 
 
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